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The Most Serene Republic of Columbiqash

“Veni, Vidi, Vici, Vitisquish”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Most Serene Republic of Columbiqash is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President James Bobo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.223 billion Vinisquishes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bluff Creek. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Columbiqashian economy, worth 112 trillion footprints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,682 footprints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Columbiqash's national animal is the Bigfoot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Columbiqash is ranked 16,733rd in the world and 115th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 69.62 quips per hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 3,354thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,960thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,755thSafest: 7,870thNicest Citizens: 7,981stMost Inclusive: 8,178thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,229thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,571stHealthiest Citizens: 9,115thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,435thBest Weather: 9,690thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,000thMost Pacifist: 10,078thHighest Food Quality: 10,679thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,351stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,617thMost Influential: 14,038thLowest Crime Rates: 14,743rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,472ndSmartest Citizens: 16,733rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,848thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,872ndMost Cultured: 20,599thLargest Governments: 21,028thMost Secular: 26,196th

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Endorsements Received: 20 » Atsvea, Ruinenlust, York Zionia, Love and Nature, Ownzone, Zerphen, Kyratistani, Lura, Galaxiak, Anachronolandia, Novian Republics, Hyon Delta, Taco Respublic, Siornor, Daarwyrth, Prusmia, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Tscharva, Canaltia, and Roless.