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The Windowmakers of Window Land

“Equality is good”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Windowmakers of Window Land is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Grand Window with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.942 billion Windows are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Window City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Window Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,718 trillion Windows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 192,195 Windows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Window Land's national animal is the Window, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Window Land is ranked 237,434th in the world and 443rd in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 2.18 Obesity Rate.

Largest Welfare Programs: 589thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 734thMost Influential: 766thMost Pacifist: 875thSafest: 965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,109thMost Developed: 1,125thMost Inclusive: 1,162ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,204thBest Weather: 1,204thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,207thNicest Citizens: 1,228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,238thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,244thMost Cultured: 1,275thLowest Crime Rates: 1,310thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,344thLargest Governments: 1,523rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,575thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,665thHealthiest Citizens: 1,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,057thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,716thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,456thMost Efficient Economies: 5,795thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,817thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,681stHighest Average Incomes: 7,569thHighest Economic Output: 10,103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,929thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,553rdMost Stationary: 20,482nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the region

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