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The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven

“Habemus Voluntatem”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


Verdant Haven was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 338

The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Iskandar Viridi with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.414 billion Havenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haventia. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Verdant Havenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion Verdethalers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,467 Verdethalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Verdant Haven's national animal is the Thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Verdant Haven is ranked 1,246th in the world and 20th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 226.27 quips per hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 232ndMost Influential: 259thMost Secular: 263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 274thBest Weather: 282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 782ndHighest Food Quality: 1,014thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,023rdNicest Citizens: 1,034thMost Inclusive: 1,053rdMost Developed: 1,100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,204thSmartest Citizens: 1,246thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,324thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,364thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,379thHealthiest Citizens: 1,416thLargest Governments: 1,416thSafest: 1,579thMost Cultured: 1,736thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,791stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,846thMost Pacifist: 2,190thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,271stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,424thLowest Crime Rates: 2,513thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,380thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,224thHighest Average Incomes: 5,561stRudest Citizens: 5,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,530thHighest Economic Output: 7,727thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,345thMost Stationary: 13,894thTop
Nudest: 14,490thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,792ndMost Income Equality: 22,050th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31st in the region

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