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The Fədəratəd Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven

“Habəmus Moo Voluntatəm”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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Verdant Haven was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 338

The Fədəratəd Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Iskandar Viridi with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.293 billion HavÉnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havəntia. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Verdant Havenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,628 trillion Vərdəthalərs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,191 Vərdəthalərs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Verdant Haven's national animal is the Thylacinə, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Verdant Haven is ranked 282,853rd in the world and 317th in Forest for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -24.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 292ndMost Influential: 372ndMost Secular: 429thBest Weather: 543rdMost Beautiful Environments: 548thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,513thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,633rdMost Developed: 1,814thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,817thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,824thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,908thHighest Food Quality: 1,937thMost Inclusive: 1,970thNicest Citizens: 2,011thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,124thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,181stSmartest Citizens: 2,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,406thSafest: 2,456thHealthiest Citizens: 2,624thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,924thLargest Governments: 3,020thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,332ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,399thMost Cultured: 3,779thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,831stMost Efficient Economies: 4,185thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,699thRudest Citizens: 4,994thLowest Crime Rates: 6,857thHighest Average Incomes: 10,785thNudest: 12,233rdHighest Economic Output: 12,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,579thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,656thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,675thMost Stationary: 16,148thMost Patriotic: 16,616thMost Income Equality: 23,985th
Most Influential: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the region

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