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The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven |
“Habemus Voluntatem”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Iskandar Viridi with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.414 billion Havenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haventia. The income tax rate is 100.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Verdant Havenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion Verdethalers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,467 Verdethalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Verdant Haven's national animal is the Thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Verdant Haven is ranked 1,246th in the world and 20th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 226.27 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Verdant Haven voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Challenging Sexually Exploitative Recordings"".
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Verdant Haven, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in
Verdant Haven, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
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Verdant Haven lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Verdant Haven, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
- : Following new legislation in
Verdant Haven, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
- : Following new legislation in
Verdant Haven, every workday begins with group therapy.
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Verdant Haven voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Bail Conditions Arrangements".
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Verdant Haven voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Cashdeer".
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Verdant Haven, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 76 » Canaltia,
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Candlewhisper Archive,
The Black Forrest,
Window Land,
Eryndlynd,
Novian Republics,
Ordand,
Hyon Delta,
Love and Nature,
Ziotah and Riverside,
Lura,
Kawastyselir,
Taco Respublic,
Bananaistan,
Caterasia,
Cheloboria,
Chilledsville,
Effazio,
Middle Barael,
Atsvea,
Tscharva,
Bestburg,
Roless,
Terrabod,
Blue Nagia,
The Cypher Nine,
Alcantaria,
Cuillin,
Fartsniffage,
Wizardonia,
Kyratistani,
Rhodevus,
Forest Virginia,
Uan aa Boa,
Zerphen,
Prusmia,
Ecologist Hegemony,
Democratic Republic of Cacusia,
Mount Seymour,
Velichye,
Tildalandia,
ImperialRussia,
Philageia,
Talgarth,
Ypogegrammeni,
Motu Tele,
Psuke, and 26 others.
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Shauls,
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Amancarla,
Saint Dolmance,
Great Julunaphra,
Hoochlandia,
Kelipnia,
Obvile Kiatopia,
New Chechovenia,
McClandia Doge 2,
The New Bluestocking Homeland,
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Malaynium Darussalam,
Prydaein,
Republik Hintonia,
Difin-Per Ubelk, and
Santa Joanna.