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The Pacific Alpine Commonwealth of Mount Seymour


Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Squire


The Pacific Alpine Commonwealth of Mount Seymour is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nathaniel Gardiner with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.189 billion Seymourians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort-Frédéric-sur-le-Montagne. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The large but stagnant Seymourian economy, worth 296 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 29,065 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mount Seymour's national animal is the Purple-Spotted Newt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seymourian Humanistic Naturalism.

Mount Seymour is ranked 133,334th in the world and 409th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 56.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,104thMost Pacifist: 1,163rdSafest: 1,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,871stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,911thBest Weather: 1,949thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,059thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,078thNicest Citizens: 2,092ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,109thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,487thMost Income Equality: 3,019thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,122ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,195thLargest Governments: 3,200thHealthiest Citizens: 3,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,069thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,847thSmartest Citizens: 4,858thMost Influential: 4,990thMost Cultured: 5,011thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,039thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,598thMost Secular: 16,811thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,251stMost Stationary: 20,650th
Most Income Equality: 8th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionNicest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Extreme: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 56th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the region

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