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The Federation of Greater Morvonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Salvador Coppinger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.286 billion Greater Morvonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Consolation. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Greater Morvonian economy, worth 426 trillion Morvonian Crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,683 Morvonian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Greater Morvonia has found 2 easter eggs), tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Morvonia's national animal is the Bothrops morvoniae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Greater Morvonia is ranked 109,729^th in the world and 99^th in Forest for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,810.6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.