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The Lovely Realm of Democratic Republic of Cacusia

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The Lovely Realm of Democratic Republic of Cacusia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Elizabeth Skye with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.467 billion Cacuisse are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravens Landing. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cacusse economy, worth a remarkable 1,959 trillion Unitary Notes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,208 Unitary Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, disaster victims are viewed with disdain, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Forest, and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Cacusia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Democratic Republic of Cacusia is ranked 271,316^th in the world and 291^st in Forest for Most Avoided, scoring 0.47 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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