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The Beauty Land of Bilsa

“Pray The Goddess”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Beauty Land of Bilsa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bolbon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.067 billion Bilsans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cecims. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bilsan economy, worth a remarkable 2,524 trillion Bists a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,721 Bists, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilsa's national animal is the Bubu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suraj.

Bilsa is ranked 95,852nd in the world and 103rd in Forest for Most Extreme, scoring 23.97 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220thMost Subsidized Industry: 259thMost Secular: 536thMost Influential: 627thMost Advanced Public Transport: 629thBest Weather: 646thMost Primitive: 682ndHighest Crime Rates: 754thMost Beautiful Environments: 791stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,746thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,790thLargest Black Market: 2,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,036thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,482ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,297thMost Stationary: 8,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,471stNudest: 9,831stHighest Economic Output: 9,841stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,108thLargest Governments: 13,577thTop
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Most Armed: 18,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,936thLargest Populations: 21,468thHighest Average Incomes: 29,118th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 35 » Novian Republics, Love and Nature, Lura, Ransium, Canaltia, Effazio, Atsvea, The Cypher Nine, Blue Nagia, Verdant Haven, Terrabod, Zerphen, Ecologist Hegemony, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Nordustra, Tildalandia, Ypogegrammeni, York Zionia, Saint Dolmance, ProForestation, McClandia Doge 2, Ziotah and Riverside, Taco Respublic, Anxious and Kevin, Kannap, United Malay Federation, Columbiqash, The Realizer, Mount Seymour, Azure Mines, Tishanda, Furilisca, Chilledsville, Garbelia, and Psuke.