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The Beauty Land of Bilsa

“Pray The Goddess”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Very Good
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Beauty Land of Bilsa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bolbon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.246 billion Bists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cecims. The average income tax rate is 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bist economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion Bists a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,179 Bists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Bist Embarrassments, Cecims's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilsa's national animal is the Bubu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sun.

Bilsa is ranked 330th in the world and 3rd in Forest for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 22,511.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 330thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 346thMost Advanced Public Education: 632ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 859thBest Weather: 889thMost Beautiful Environments: 988thMost Influential: 1,295thLargest Black Market: 1,700thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,003rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,093rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,968thMost Primitive: 3,162ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,535thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,373rdNudest: 6,628thMost Secular: 7,206thMost Efficient Economies: 7,565thLargest Governments: 9,580thHighest Economic Output: 9,928thMost Stationary: 11,005thMost Developed: 11,051stMost Armed: 11,691stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,515thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 16,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,529thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,211thLargest Populations: 24,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,765th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Primitive: 31st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 33 » Turbeaux, Cat-Herders United, Novian Republics, Love and Nature, Ruinenlust, Lura, Ransium, Canaltia, Effazio, Anachronolandia, Atsvea, Hyon Delta, Ordand, The Cypher Nine, Zerkyr Xiszczy, Blue Nagia, Roless, Kyratistani, Verdant Haven, Terrabod, Thrything, Jutsa, York Zionia, Kase, Ithersta, The New Bluestocking Homeland, Galaxiak, Zerphen, Ecologist Hegemony, Siornor, Lofia, Daarwyrth, and Democratic Republic of Cacusia.