Spotlight on:
The Beauty Land of Bilsa |
“Pray The Goddess”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Beauty Land of Bilsa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bolbon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.067 billion Bilsans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cecims. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Bilsan economy, worth a remarkable 2,524 trillion Bists a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,721 Bists, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilsa's national animal is the Bubu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suraj.
Bilsa is ranked 95,852nd in the world and 103rd in Forest for Most Extreme, scoring 23.97 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bilsa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Bilsa, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Bilsa, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
- : Following new legislation in Bilsa, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned.
- : Following new legislation in Bilsa, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Bilsa was endorsed by The Workers-Ecological State of Psuke.
- : Bilsa endorsed The Green Otters' State of Garbelia.
- : Bilsa was endorsed by The Green Otters' State of Garbelia.
- : Bilsa was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Eco-Republic of Mozworld, curing 47 million infected.
- : Bilsa was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Eco-Republic of Mozworld, curing 88 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 35 » Novian Republics, Love and Nature, Lura, Ransium, Canaltia, Effazio, Atsvea, The Cypher Nine, Blue Nagia, Verdant Haven, Terrabod, Zerphen, Ecologist Hegemony, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Nordustra, Tildalandia, Ypogegrammeni, York Zionia, Saint Dolmance, ProForestation, McClandia Doge 2, Ziotah and Riverside, Taco Respublic, Anxious and Kevin, Kannap, United Malay Federation, Columbiqash, The Realizer, Mount Seymour, Azure Mines, Tishanda, Furilisca, Chilledsville, Garbelia, and Psuke.