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The Beauty Land of Bilsa

“Pray The Goddess”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Beauty Land of Bilsa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bolbon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.067 billion Bists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ccims. The average income tax rate is 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bist economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion Bists a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,317 Bists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, the people of Bilsa are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, and Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Bolbon's enigmatic grin. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilsa's national animal is the Bubu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sun.

Bilsa is ranked 207,907th in the world and 324th in Forest for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -129.26 on the Hayek Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18thMost Subsidized Industry: 190thMost Advanced Public Education: 663rdBest Weather: 883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 994thMost Beautiful Environments: 999thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,244thLargest Black Market: 1,588thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,167thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,239thMost Influential: 2,465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,318thMost Primitive: 3,607thNudest: 6,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,621stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,039thLargest Governments: 9,541stMost Secular: 10,237thMost Developed: 10,601stMost Armed: 10,909thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,150thMost Stationary: 14,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,681stHighest Average Incomes: 15,857thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,258th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionMost Primitive: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 42nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 19 » Turbeaux, Cat-Herders United, Novian Republics, Appendia, Love and Nature, Ruinenlust, Lura, Feladria, Forgotten Beauty, Ransium, Canaltia, Edible Plywood, Effazio, Anachronolandia, Atsvea, Hyon Delta, Ordand, Ironic Remarks, and Pythaga.