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The Beauty Land of Bilsa

“Pray The Goddess”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Beauty Land of Bilsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bolbon with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.507 billion Bists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ccims. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bist economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Bists a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,398 Bists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

People forget to eat because they are too busy singing Bolbon's praises, a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of Ccims, above Bilsa there is only sky and the fear of the unknown, and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilsa's national animal is the Bubu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sun.

Bilsa is ranked 206,304th in the world and 275th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 7.38 Obesity Rate.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15thMost Subsidized Industry: 214thMost Advanced Public Education: 644thBest Weather: 872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 873rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 876thMost Beautiful Environments: 974thLargest Black Market: 1,678thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,684thHighest Crime Rates: 2,206thMost Influential: 2,219thTop
Most Primitive: 2,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,411thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,611thNudest: 6,654thMost Secular: 7,058thMost Efficient Economies: 7,076thLargest Governments: 9,942ndMost Developed: 11,537thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,020thMost Armed: 12,750thMost Stationary: 13,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,144thHighest Average Incomes: 16,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 17,689thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,079th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 26th in the regionMost Primitive: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 47th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 30 » Turbeaux, Cat-Herders United, Novian Republics, Appendia, Love and Nature, Ruinenlust, Lura, Feladria, Forgotten Beauty, Ransium, Canaltia, Effazio, Anachronolandia, Atsvea, Hyon Delta, Ordand, Ironic Remarks, Crowacia, Simbolon, Garbelia, Einswenn, The Cypher Nine, Daarwyrth, Zerkyr Xiszczy, Dasche, Ordealius, Frieden-und Freudenland, Jutsa, East Skirsburg, and Hoochlandia.