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The Beauty Land of Bilsa

“Pray The Goddess”

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The Beauty Land of Bilsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bolbon with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.507 billion Bists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cëcims. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bist economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Bists a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,398 Bists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

People forget to eat because they are too busy singing Bolbon's praises, a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of Cëcims, above Bilsa there is only sky and the fear of the unknown, and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilsa's national animal is the Bubu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sun.

Bilsa is ranked 206,304^th in the world and 275^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 7.38 Obesity Rate.

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