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The Mysterious black holə of Roless

“We have NOTHING to do with our 92% disappearance rate.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Squire


The Mysterious black holə of Roless is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the funky badger of greatness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.01 billion Rolessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ichasa. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,491 trillion Rezzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 297,662 Rezzats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roless's national animal is the Funky badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is funkyism.

Roless is ranked 234,382nd in the world and 385th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 4.63 Obesity Rate.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 778thHighest Poor Incomes: 901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 943rdMost Armed: 1,557thLargest Black Market: 1,561stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,649thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,810thBest Weather: 1,877thHighest Average Incomes: 2,154thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,256thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,424thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,655thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,105thMost Influential: 4,617thLowest Crime Rates: 4,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,169thLargest Governments: 5,434thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,441stHealthiest Citizens: 5,914thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,950thMost Developed: 6,097thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,265thMost Efficient Economies: 6,379thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,475thMost Secular: 8,081stMost Authoritarian: 9,182ndSmartest Citizens: 9,275thMost Conservative: 9,376thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,980thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,245thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,255th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 35 » Ownzone, Ruinenlust, Lura, Verdant Haven, Ransium, Middle Barael, Turbeaux, Atsvea, Novian Republics, Cat-Herders United, Feladria, Anachronolandia, Hyon Delta, Canaltia, Ordand, Caterasia, Simbolon, Effazio, The Most Serene Republicans, Terrabod, Crowacia, Garbelia, Einswenn, The Cypher Nine, Zerkyr Xiszczy, Daarwyrth, Dark Chocolate Enthusiasts, Kepler-0085, Kawastyselir, Doxstern, Hoochlandia, Ordealius, Jutsa, East Skirsburg, and Biae.