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The Federal Kingdom of Einswenn


Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federal Kingdom of Einswenn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Braaten with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.036 billion Einseters enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keepenhest. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 3,536 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,601 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Grand Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 124,115th in the world and 201st in Forest for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,118.35 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 46thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,494thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,557thMost Efficient Economies: 1,773rdBest Weather: 1,793rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,881stMost Cultured: 2,083rdTop
Most Developed: 2,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,621stSmartest Citizens: 2,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,317thHealthiest Citizens: 3,393rdRudest Citizens: 3,449thHighest Economic Output: 3,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,621stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,231stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,245thLargest Governments: 4,509thMost Inclusive: 4,567thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,871stLowest Crime Rates: 5,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,733rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,898thHighest Average Incomes: 5,974thLargest Retail Industry: 6,375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,165thMost Secular: 11,081stLargest Populations: 11,691stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,564thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,814th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the region

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