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The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood

“I only make passes at girls who wear glasses”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.288 billion Plywoodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorito City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The thriving Plywoodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,294 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,454 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and the Plywoodian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edible Plywood's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Edible Plywood is ranked 235,055th in the world and 404th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 4.05 Obesity Rate.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 126thNudest: 477thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 527thMost Beautiful Environments: 769thMost Advanced Public Transport: 996thBest Weather: 1,077thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,224thMost Influential: 1,275thSafest: 1,423rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,573rdMost Pacifist: 1,977thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,462ndLargest Governments: 2,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,778thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,269thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,367thLowest Crime Rates: 3,754thMost Cultured: 5,243rdMost Secular: 5,326thHealthiest Citizens: 5,729thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,961stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,450thSmartest Citizens: 6,963rdHighest Economic Output: 7,043rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,745thLargest Populations: 9,965thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,101stNicest Citizens: 13,040thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,563rdHighest Average Incomes: 21,358thMost Developed: 21,391stMost Inclusive: 23,307th
Nudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Average: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 22 » Garbelia, Ruinenlust, Atsvea, Hyon Delta, Uniania Geeth, Lura, Novian Republics, Feladria, Terrabod, Einswenn, Ownzone, Daarwyrth, The Cypher Nine, Simbolon, Zerkyr Xiszczy, Doxstern, Turbeaux, Uan aa Boa, Ordealius, Effazio, Jutsa, and East Skirsburg.