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The Republic of Emiton

“Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face”

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The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, humorless population of 28.324 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,577 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,604 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing gets the party jumping like The Doral specifying how high, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and a rusted hulk in Nevia harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in the South Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 233,496^th in the world and 7,828^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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