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The Republic of Emiton

“Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face”

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The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, humorless population of 27.893 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,512 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,779 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Nevia" t-shirts, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 6,447^th in the world and 204^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,085.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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