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The Kingdom of Outer Sparta

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The Kingdom of Outer Sparta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alexi Palas with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.631 billion Spartans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartan economy, worth a remarkable 7,104 trillion Sparts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 427,185 Sparts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the horniness of the great-horned Dolphin is considered a national priority, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Sparta's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Outer Sparta is ranked 96^th in the world and 1^st in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 423.88 quips per hour.

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