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The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces

“Good heavens, just look at the time!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.155 billion Seven Provincians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 4,420 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 219,310 colombian flakes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,148,035 per year while the poor average 22,476, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 13,505th in the world and 149th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,812.32 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,123rdRudest Citizens: 1,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,273rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,283rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,525thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,591stBest Weather: 2,118thHighest Crime Rates: 2,316thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,452ndHighest Economic Output: 2,506thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,603rdSmartest Citizens: 2,782ndMost Cultured: 3,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,749thLargest Black Market: 4,227thMost Developed: 4,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,754thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,774thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,868thHighest Average Incomes: 5,073rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,046thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,655thLargest Populations: 7,181stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,357thLargest Governments: 10,506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,713thMost Armed: 11,860thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,505thMost Inclusive: 13,816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,143rdMost Pro-Market: 17,371stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,631stHighest Drug Use: 22,752nd
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 120th in the region

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