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The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces |
“Good heavens, just look at the time!”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.973 billion Seven Provincians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 6,493 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,144 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.
The Seven Provinces is ranked 274,463rd in the world and 1,165th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 6.91 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : The Seven Provinces was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 1 million zombies.
- : The Seven Provinces was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Red Bull Gives You Wings of RB Leipzig, killing 1 million zombies.
- : The Seven Provinces was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 115 million zombies.
- : The Seven Provinces was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 97 million zombies.
- : The Seven Provinces was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 111 million zombies.
- : The Seven Provinces was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Meme template enthusiast of Outer Sparta, curing 22 million infected.
- : The Seven Provinces was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Meme template enthusiast of Outer Sparta, curing 19 million infected.
- : The Seven Provinces was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Meme template enthusiast of Outer Sparta, curing 37 million infected.
- : The Seven Provinces was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Meme template enthusiast of Outer Sparta, curing 28 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 122 » Saarenmaa, New Vardarland, Kronverg, Raghallaigh, Irminsulia, Invernessia, Istastioner, Basque Dominion, Ortigia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Parsininsa, Wombelland, Yahlia, Walfo, The Champions League, Meropis, Woodlands, Bastile, Armbruster, Liberepublia, Elisabethshagen, Northern German Federation, Agartia, Skalliad, Thracia and Crimea, The New Nordic Union, Dauershire, Agausia, CSB SA Union, The Oriental Empire, Nuweland, Kardjali, Great Cane, Nardin, Balcem, Iceagea, Regnum Italiae, Wamia, Cambany, Thracia Republic, Ottterland, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, An Clar, Imperium Anglorum, New Eestiball, St Scarlett, Dark Matter, Rary, Cot Deviet, Coque Borie Lethawik, and 72 others.Jim the Baptist, Epistimi Evimeria, Destyntine, The AbelLandia, Scivonia, Western Balkania, Communist-Denmark, North of Americas, Mallor, Quincy, Calicov, UGBK, Leranditale, Alsted, Outer Sparta, DeNorSweLand, Greater Bahland, Convilla, Reiserland, Corynth, Someseni, Ludvikholm, Newex Nov Can, British Gambia, Adsuri, Younglandia, Soveriegn, Great Whiteland, Chronus, Trixeland, Dizgovzy, Apocalypse Borg, Ferranghia, New Kowloon Bay, Kkorea, Belius, Name 0 WA Account, Wiener-Neustadt, Leviggo, -floptropica-, Umeria, Sanacjonista Polska, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, Weltbeherrschung, Queroquestan, Mynox, Eistalia, Savinecross, Mollow, National Federation, Iskalland, Tax Haven Islands, Nordheim Empire, Grego, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Caparica, The Free States of Rome, Stumphosse Res, Ukrainida, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Canturk, Paidousistan, Estellan, Empire of Draconia, Curtoba, MY Holiness, Ang Worspar, Detek Lunesta Qok, Granevia, Mally Piznoopia, and Union of Rossiya.