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The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces

“Good heavens, just look at the time!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Europe

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The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.185 billion Seven Provincians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 3,572 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,232 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Benishof, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime is totally unknown. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 26,827th in the world and 111th in Europe for Nudest, with 212 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 10thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,216thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,244thBest Weather: 1,512thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,561stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,086thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,087thTop
Most Developed: 2,499thSmartest Citizens: 2,678thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,725thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,787thMost Efficient Economies: 3,050thHighest Economic Output: 3,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,626thMost Cultured: 3,774thLargest Retail Industry: 3,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,159thRudest Citizens: 4,372ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,777thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,043rdLargest Populations: 7,294thHighest Average Incomes: 7,645thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,686thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,967thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,364thLargest Governments: 8,471stMost Inclusive: 8,519thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,147thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,340thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,818thSafest: 15,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,508thMost Devout: 19,780thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,009thMost Pacifist: 20,460th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 75th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 105th in the regionNudest: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the region

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