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The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces

“Good heavens, just look at the time!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.973 billion Seven Provincians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 6,493 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,144 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 274,463rd in the world and 1,165th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 6.91 Obesity Rate.

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Most Influential: 25thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,131stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,244thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,331stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,460thBest Weather: 2,056thHighest Economic Output: 2,195thLargest Retail Industry: 2,376thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,215thSmartest Citizens: 3,291stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,314thMost Developed: 3,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,443rdMost Cultured: 3,692ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,042ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,130thLargest Black Market: 4,589thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,828thHighest Crime Rates: 4,884thHighest Food Quality: 5,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,224thLargest Populations: 6,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,494thHighest Average Incomes: 6,857thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,151stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,462ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,596thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,686thLargest Governments: 11,955thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,062ndMost Inclusive: 14,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,912thTop
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Most Armed: 27,814thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,046thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,963rd
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Most Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionMost Armed: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 99th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 100th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 120th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 129th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the region

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