The United Soviet Republics of Konzhov
“Built From the Worker's Mighty Hand!”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The Communist Bloc
Regional Influence: Squire
The United Soviet Republics of Konzhov is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Stalinkovich with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.675 billion Konzhovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovda. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Konzhovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion USRK Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 173,997 USRK Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and Konzhovian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konzhov's national animal is the Red Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Konzhov voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
- : Konzhov voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
- : Konzhov was endorsed by The People's Republic of Hopolieistan.
- : Following new legislation in Konzhov, Konzhovian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers.
- : Konzhov voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : Konzhov voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Following new legislation in Konzhov, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
- : Konzhov voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
- : Konzhov voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
- : Konzhov endorsed The Socialist Republic of Akasaka Sad.
Endorsements Received: 28 » Kethania, Stalin Lands, Vulga, New Kletersia, Marxmeans, Phallas, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Karelianastan, Redternetia, Feyrisshire, The Tarpeian Cliffs, ZhongMania, New Astri, Luftetia, Thebrin, Bananorium, New Mandoras, Pajonia, New Soviet States of America, Garbynia, Cinnamon Resort, Bibliophilius, Arsa, Rojavaria, Mazovian Proletarians, Kahira el-Mubaraka, Akasaka Sad, and Hopolieistan.