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The Lucky Dystopia of Union of Rossiya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grigori II with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.189 billion Rossiyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaya Moskva. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rossii economy, worth a remarkable 6,133 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 319,619 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, and nine out of ten citizens of Union of Rossiya answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Rossiya's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopian Cultism.

Union of Rossiya is ranked 6,863^rd in the world and 42^nd in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,517.44 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.