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The Federal Aristocracy of Thracia and Crimea

“United Against Tyranny Under The Banner of Liberty”

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The Federal Aristocracy of Thracia and Crimea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Atilla Soylu with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 12.801 billion Thraco-Crimeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edirne. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thraco-Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 4,001 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 312,576 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Thracia and Crimea to disarm, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Thracia and Crimea's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thracia and Crimea is ranked 222,178^th in the world and 1,014^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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