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The German Kingdom of New Vorarlberg

“Lob sei dem allmächtigen Gott.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The German Kingdom of New Vorarlberg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Taiga with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.485 billion New Vorarlbergers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bregenz. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Vorarlbergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion Schillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 118,057 Schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vorarlberg's national animal is the Palmtop Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Vorarlberg is ranked 78,160th in the world and 374th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,217.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Influential: 2,327thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,692ndMost Devout: 2,970thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,141stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,893rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,727thLargest Retail Industry: 11,196thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,016thHighest Economic Output: 18,164thMost Primitive: 18,374thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,868thLargest Black Market: 19,031stMost Developed: 19,299thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,670thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 23,505thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,769th
Most Devout: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 69th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 91st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Average: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 116th in the region

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