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The Technocratic Socialist State of Kastopoli Salegliari

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The Technocratic Socialist State of Kastopoli Salegliari is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Eternal Dictator with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.555 billion Kastopolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kastopolian economy, worth 419 trillion New Kastopolian Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 164,274 New Kastopolian Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, Kastopoli Salegliari has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastopoli Salegliari's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of Science.

Kastopoli Salegliari is ranked 10,080^th in the world and 512^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 160.33 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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