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The Most Serene Republic of Istastioner |
“Pabulatus a Pluvia et Nive”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Most Serene Republic of Istastioner is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Alexandria Hamilton with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 4.42 billion Istastionerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Milford City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Istastionerian economy, worth 897 trillion Istastionerian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,071 Istastionerian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Violence is always the answer in Istastioner, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Istastioner, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Istastioner's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Istastioner is ranked 85,065th in the world and 795th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.85 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Istastioner endorsed The Kingdom of Martinovas.
- : Istastioner endorsed The United Socialist States of Du Mans.
- : Istastioner voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Istastioner endorsed The Federation of Romunia nova.
- : Istastioner endorsed The People's Republic of East Odlanski.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Istastioner.
- : Istastioner was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Istastioner endorsed The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 355 » Nardin, Rary, Ithertia, Kkorea, Raghallaigh, Agausia, Foredeland, Orctavia, Skalliad, Kazachman, Wamia, Der Weimar Republik, The Konderland, Scytharum, Republic of Auctoritas, Paul Chad, Artlantic Islands, Ortigia, Kallvetzia, Nova Espana, Invernessia, Neurks Boodal, Meropis, Trixeland, Rome Ruzalls, The New Nordic Union, Elestansa, Elisabethshagen, Sow Bug, Agatep, Yourope, Maritzal, Owlograd, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Troyes islands, Basque Dominion, Younizia, Burvenchkaht, Foudina, Mally Piznoopia, Wombelland, The AbelLandia, Norfland, Fenian Provinces, Saarenmaa, Mahonga, Northern German Federation, Quaxoglia, Thracia and Crimea, Delphia, and 305 others.Wyndland, Armbruster, Sasuya, The Asten Islands, New Genovia, Alharatz, Konewa, UGBK, Northern Socialist States, Bareu, Kardjali, Makykay, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Brujstan, Panorama Paradise, Chomara, Socialist Swanage, Eastoria, Konzhov, Greater Tiberia, Aresetia, Hankhank, Weltbeherrschung, Godefargen, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Toinetopia, Ducato di Bergamo, Karnea, Newex Nov Can, Karelias, Calicov, Etnon, Thracia Republic, Ostermarch, Avalisk, Yahlia, Slovanov, Lieges, Nea Europa, Dauershire, Empire of Draconia, Lumiarae, Walfo, Bastile, Iaepatius, The-British-Isles, Spruce, Compedlandia, Novaspesia, Scivonia, Santa Evita, Njordsund, Druznia, Nuweland, Balcem, North of Americas, Katuris, Dakea, Umeria, Malchalar, Koseowonn, Psikuta, Slavinorika, Sicheslav, Andraya, Southern Whateverlandia, Galychia, The Atlantian Republic, Tikonia, Hhava, Icoland, Irminsulia, Leranditale, Florand, Arable and Strand, Guahih, Brakanistan, East Ase Palmars, Zaznia, Puerto Thelosia, Levoniyuh, Leiningerland, New Polonia, New Great Colombia, Leszno, Alpine Lands, Roberdian, Sudlando, Maanenland, Drussia, AnnaK, Union of the Golden Horde, Dunsteen, Federal Commune of Europea, Ost-Scandinavia, Gorzi, Amicities, Dark Matter, Sax, Superior Saxonia, Germaniej, Arsenial, Red Bull Ring, Chronus, EUA do Sul, Adharcaili, The Eternal Ascendancy, Wiener-Neustadt, The New Dawn Imperium, Falvaard, Jahass, Isla Rural, Unidoria, Astaraion, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Mynox, Gliesetonia, Salarnsia, Argenmenia, Ferranghia, Carignanum, Land of Bobtopia, Botizia, Iceagea, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Noristoniaka, Slavonia and Srijem, Ansington, The New Palaces, Cavonia, The Huge Golden Empire, Franchya, Nordivia, St Scarlett, Greater Bahland, Robbonia, Ollenda, NPO2, Great Clucky, New Vorarlberg, Orsik, Kebabian States, Zulrich, The Templar Papal New State, Ostveg, An Clar, Ikarus, HELLLLL, Kluz, Slavatania, New Eestiball, Apocalypse Borg, Liberalialand, MagyaRomania, Scutarie, Girvage, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Niemence, Aroale, Dovi, Super Happy Land, Antrantica, Caucasia, United Communes of Chile, Gor Kebab, Great Hanover, Spami, Berlin and Hanover, Mojo republic, Ombran, Durlia, Ang Worspar, German Tyrane, Saint Asperes, The Champions League, Society of Russian Freedom, Drembler, Zantalio, Flaminia, Goudystan, Alcrosnia, The Full Moon, Hunarskotlo, Soclania, Transamerica, Namsan, Detek Lunesta Qok, Kanokla, New Rocland, The Egeland, Cot Deviet, The OG Your Moms Mom, The Scandinavian Realm, Zirton, The Seven Provinces, Shatvily, Cheesystan, Intunis, Narmocrana, Belvanya, Montecrux, Vientina, X Country, Eistalia, DeNorSweLand, Cambany, Josepania, Reiserland, Rothesia, Danubenia, Fort Ashland, Agartia, Gallifraey, Regnum Italiae, Imperium Anglorum, Someseni, Brunolian, Fliptastic, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Patrivus, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Flejan, Zanthamun, Convilla, Valska, Bananani, Thils, Westport and Holland, Astillero, Pinenses, Glael Clington, Christ endom, Niristan, PinkyPink, The United Lowerlands, Ottterland, Soleilland, Kronverg, Vanestia, Woodlands, Franschis, Pioneer Pool, Serseistaninchordia, Brytannya, Delubia, Quantinia, Kirguz, Pornocratic Vablaria, Selvanika, Potatopelago, Republic of servia, Parharia, Zhotania, Bulgaria-Macedonia, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Vurk, Holy Europe Empire, Maister, Wrussland, Luchxernia, Adhria, Maubo, Schiaparelli, Westkapelle, Coredona, French east rubber company, Canovium, Leviggo, New Vardarland, Yuriru, Al-Habash Islamiyah, Communists Snowrad, Togsland, Villaggio della Foglia, Medjimurje, Danloria, Lagene, Cloria, Faack, Belius, Germannyyy, Saint Von Artemis, Caliarizomex, Gonadez, Parsininsa, Novesjkgrevi, Granevia, Pilipinas and Malaya, CSB SA Union, Undead Malavuk, Greyrey, Paldea, The Reformed Dutch State, Skibidi islands, Communist-Denmark, Malyr and Haligovnia, Kalebo, Viscland, Syringa, Falkonne, Desinec, Croat s, Piersantia, and Western Balkania.