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The Free Land of Pen Blanityion

“Freedom at last”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Squire


The Free Land of Pen Blanityion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.015 billion Pen Blanityionians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pen Blanityionian economy, worth 108 trillion Francs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,567 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime is totally unknown. Pen Blanityion's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pen Blanityion is ranked 5,978th in the world and 55th in Forest for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 35,262 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 2,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,151stMost Influential: 5,014thLargest Retail Industry: 5,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,978thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,669thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,776thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,271stMost Inclusive: 10,321stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,274thMost Developed: 13,062ndBest Weather: 13,651stHealthiest Citizens: 13,793rdMost Secular: 15,118thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,042ndSmartest Citizens: 16,085thNicest Citizens: 16,905thMost Efficient Economies: 17,249thMost Pacifist: 19,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,396thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,450thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,187thSafest: 22,061st
Rudest Citizens: 21st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 42nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 48 » Ransium, Turbeaux, Ruinenlust, Novian Republics, Appendia, Feladria, Lura, Deontologia, Window Land, Candlewhisper Archive, Frieden-und Freudenland, Blon Gre, Cat-Herders United, The Void Territories, Eryndlynd, Dwardossa, Aeterno Tranquillitas, Canaltia, Ziotah and Riverside, Anachronolandia, Ashrah, Effazio, Kawastyselir, Awhaiti Kaiatu, Love and Nature, Hyon Delta, Vanenia, Eaven, Greyveldt, The Black Forrest, Forgotten Beauty, Bananaistan, Taco Respublic, Ordand, Caterasia, Bregaria, Edible Plywood, Atsvea, Middle Barael, Tscharva, Artemis, Cheloboria, Entitize, Oryx the Mad God, Pythaga, Talgarth, Jutsa, and New Ladavia.