The Free Land of Pen Blanityion
“Freedom at last”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Free Land of Pen Blanityion is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.416 billion Pen Blanityionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pen Blanityionian economy, worth 336 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,257 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Pen Blanityionians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the government is reining in public spending, fat-shaming is now public policy, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is totally unknown. Pen Blanityion's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pen Blanityion, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Pen Blanityion, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Following new legislation in Pen Blanityion, the government is reining in public spending.
- : Following new legislation in Pen Blanityion, Pen Blanityionians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
- : Following new legislation in Pen Blanityion, a Forest Tourist Association survey has rated Pen Blanityion #1 for number twos.
- : Pen Blanityion voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
- : Pen Blanityion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Pen Blanityion, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Pen Blanityion, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Pen Blanityion, the entire entry for Pen Blanityion in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
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