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The Democratic Republic of Pinenses

“Pinenses, tu patulae recubans sub tegmine pini”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Europe

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The Democratic Republic of Pinenses is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Redcats with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 11.996 billion Pinenseses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pinus Superanum. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pinenses economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion Genovinoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 100,845 Genovinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinenses's national animal is the Quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Big Pine.

Pinenses is ranked 307,012th in the world and 1,509th in Europe for Most Secular, with 2.04 Atheism Rate.

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Most Influential: 492ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,614thMost Pacifist: 2,562ndTop
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Best Weather: 3,251stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,683rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,704thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,765thMost Inclusive: 3,849thNicest Citizens: 4,008thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,362ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,875thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,979thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,050thMost Devout: 5,662ndHighest Food Quality: 5,778thSafest: 5,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,294thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,030thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,139thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,276thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,392ndMost Cultured: 10,993rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,772ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,319thHealthiest Citizens: 16,727thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,225thSmartest Citizens: 19,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,891stLowest Crime Rates: 21,580thHighest Economic Output: 27,035thMost Developed: 28,720thLargest Governments: 30,107th
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Most Devout: 34th in the regionMost Pacifist: 67th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 81st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 82nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 96th in the regionNicest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 114th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 138th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 139th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 142nd in the regionSafest: 144th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 105 » Invernessia, Trixeland, Armbruster, Istastioner, Slavatania, The Oriental Empire, Balcem, Alsted, Rary, UGBK, Liberepublia, Ortigia, The Champions League, Yahlia, Meropis, Bastile, Thracia and Crimea, Skalliad, Granevia, Raghallaigh, St Scarlett, Northern German Federation, Imperium Anglorum, Walfo, Iceagea, Cot Deviet, Myanerus, Reiserland, Thracia Republic, KKoRea, Basque Dominion, Irminsulia, Dark Matter, Nardin, Elisabethshagen, Karnea, Wamia, Goudystan, Saarenmaa, Cambany, Someseni, Cheesystan, Parliamentary Laramidia, The AbelLandia, Woodlands, Ottterland, Kronverg, New Eestiball, Agausia, Wombelland, and 55 others.Ausvelt, North of Americas, Chronus, Faack, Calicov, Arsenial, Western Balkania, CSB SA Union, Parsininsa, The Sigometh Dynasty, Jim the Baptist, Destyntine, Mallor, Communist-Denmark, New Vardarland, Leranditale, Outer Sparta, Soveriegn, Agartia, Agatep, New Vorarlberg, Greater Bahland, Great Whiteland, DeNorSweLand, Newex Nov Can, Younglandia, Convilla, Dizgovzy, The New Nordic Union, Ferranghia, Leviggo, -floptropica-, Eistalia, New Kowloon Bay, Iskalland, National Federation, Tax Haven Islands, Nordheim Empire, Caparica, The Free States of Rome, Leblancroux, Stumphosse Res, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Ukrainida, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Mally Piznoopia, Quincy, Nordharz, Immorsia, Union of Rossiya, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Sarcie, and PAVONESIA.