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The Federated States of Pizza of Pilipinas and Malaya

“香港加油！LIBERATE HONG KONG!”

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The Federated States of Pizza of Pilipinas and Malaya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leni Robredo with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.607 billion Filipino and Malayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapura. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 201,724 Federated Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Filipino and Malayans seem to be catching more chills, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Pilipinas and Malayan politicians, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grand Order of the Doge.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 81,903^rd in the world and 471^st in Europe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.35 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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