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The PIZZA IS ABSOLUTE LOVE of Pilipinas and Malaya

“The Pearl of the Orient”

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The PIZZA IS ABSOLUTE LOVE of Pilipinas and Malaya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kim Namjoon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.696 billion Filipino and Malayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagong Maynila. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth 762 trillion Friso with pizza on top🍕🍕🍕🍕s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,359 Friso with pizza on top🍕🍕🍕🍕s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and a government program is underway to revitalize Pilipinas and Malaya's beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ChRiStMaS-ChEmIsTrY.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 109,184^th in the world and 755^th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 773.33 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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