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The Federal Council Republic of Pilipinas and Malaya

“Collectively marching towards unity.”

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The Federal Council Republic of Pilipinas and Malaya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Darryl Soliman with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.624 billion Filipino and Malayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapura. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,269 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,008 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheonism.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 2,603^rd in the world and 57^th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 176.3 quips per hour.

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