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The Federal Council Republic of Pilipinas and Malaya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Darryl Soliman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.191 billion Filipino and Malayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,897 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,690 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheonism.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 184,984^th in the world and 973^rd in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 860.03 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.