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The Federal Council Republic of Pilipinas and Malaya

“Collectively marching towards UNITY.”

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The Federal Council Republic of Pilipinas and Malaya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Darryl Soliman with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.741 billion Filipino and Malayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,789 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,751 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Darryl Soliman spends most of the day apologizing, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheonism.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 284,364^th in the world and 1,290^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -561.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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