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The Armed Republic of Celtician

“Dílis go Bás”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Armed Republic of Celtician is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Donn with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.687 billion Celts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tech Duinn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Celticianian economy, worth an astonishing 17,720 trillion Oricalcums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 817,080 Oricalcums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Celtician's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Donn.

Celtician is ranked 36th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 115.94 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thLowest Crime Rates: 21stLargest Black Market: 21stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22ndHighest Poor Incomes: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Governments: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 37thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 44thMost Subsidized Industry: 47thHighest Average Tax Rates: 49thMost Advanced Public Education: 50thHighest Economic Output: 107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 137thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 220thSmartest Citizens: 247thMost Efficient Economies: 373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 483rdLargest Publishing Industry: 489thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 957thMost Devout: 970thLargest Mining Sector: 1,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,230thMost Cultured: 1,263rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,623rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,004thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,338thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,386thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,757thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,997thMost Stationary: 5,624thHealthiest Citizens: 5,667thLargest Populations: 6,231stMost Authoritarian: 6,234thTop
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Most Influential: 12,117thMost Developed: 13,160thMost Extreme: 22,288thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,070th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 104th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 125th in the regionLargest Populations: 172nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 175th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 217th in the regionMost Extreme: 254th in the regionMost Influential: 275th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 281st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 712th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 769th in the region

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