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The Esoteric Order of Renea

“Take it easy, please.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Esoteric Order of Renea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kyoko with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.605 billion Reneans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katikatiyama. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Renean economy, worth a remarkable 5,895 trillion Yōmyons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 555,961 Yōmyons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, the children of Renea are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the state subsidizes liposuction, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Renea. Crime is totally unknown. Renea's national animal is the Carcharodontosaurus saharicus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is dehumanizing itatrain worship.

Renea is ranked 528th in the world and 33rd in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 9,201 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 75thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 138thRudest Citizens: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rdHighest Average Incomes: 320thMost Advanced Public Education: 337thHighest Poor Incomes: 492ndSmartest Citizens: 513thLargest Black Market: 528thMost Armed: 627thMost Patriotic: 636thMost Secular: 680thLargest Governments: 1,256thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,453rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,638thMost Cultured: 1,912thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,392ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,413thHighest Economic Output: 2,704thMost Developed: 3,009thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,126thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,188thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4,121stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,027thHighest Food Quality: 5,219thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,274thFattest Citizens: 6,591stMost Inclusive: 6,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,132ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,667thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,685thMost Influential: 13,806thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,993rdLargest Retail Industry: 15,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,596thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17,298thLargest Insurance Industry: 31,959th
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 153rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 170th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 175th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 260th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 274th in the regionMost Influential: 321st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 321st in the regionMost Inclusive: 338th in the regionFattest Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Stationary: 521st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 616th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 716th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 733rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 778th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 848th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 866th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,013th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,134th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1,541st in the regionNudest: 1,602nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,609th in the region

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