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The Rogue Nation of Bad option

“If i have to choose i will get it wrong”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Rogue Nation of Bad option is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord high dictator for life with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.614 billion Fools are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Education isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumbeling city. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bad optionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,560 trillion Used condoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 413,374 Used condoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Bad optionian military, Bad optionian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bad option's national animal is the Blind mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The great me.

Bad option is ranked 259,137th in the world and 10,054th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -7.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 33rdMost Primitive: 44thMost Devout: 45thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82ndMost Corrupt Governments: 102ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 207thMost Avoided: 245thFattest Citizens: 269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 301stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 329thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 370thMost Subsidized Industry: 399thHighest Poor Incomes: 470thLargest Black Market: 578thHighest Average Incomes: 822ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,018thLargest Governments: 1,087thMost Patriotic: 1,159thMost Efficient Economies: 1,401stLargest Mining Sector: 1,428thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,444thTop
Highest Economic Output: 4,472ndRudest Citizens: 5,394thNudest: 5,397thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,616thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,751stMost Authoritarian: 9,413thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,159thTop
Most Stationary: 15,288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,786thMost Conservative: 16,818thMost Influential: 16,899th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 69th in the regionTop
Nudest: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 139th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 141st in the regionRudest Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Stationary: 252nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 286th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 462nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 467th in the regionMost Armed: 471st in the regionLargest Populations: 486th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 793rd in the regionMost Influential: 794th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 816th in the regionMost Conservative: 843rd in the region

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