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The Rogue Nation of Bad option

“If i have to choose i will get it wrong”

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The Rogue Nation of Bad option is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord high dictator for life with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.614 billion Fools are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Education isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumbeling city. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bad optionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,560 trillion Used condoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 413,374 Used condoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Bad optionian military, Bad optionian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bad option's national animal is the Blind mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The great me.

Bad option is ranked 259,137^th in the world and 10,054^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -7.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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