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The Axolotl Empire of Andrendia

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The Axolotl Empire of Andrendia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Andrea Oloto VII with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.561 billion Andreians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreopolis. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andreian economy, worth 352 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 137,552 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is totally unknown. Andrendia's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Azaelism.

Andrendia is ranked 13,122^nd in the world and 513^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,639.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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