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The In god we trust of The OG Your Moms Mom

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The In god we trust of The OG Your Moms Mom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jake frum statefarm with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.78 billion statefarms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statefarm headquarters. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OG Your Moms Momian economy, worth 591 trillion Statefarms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,560 Statefarms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and where there's smoke there's the OG Your Moms Momian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The OG Your Moms Mom's national animal is the Jake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jake frum statefarm.

The OG Your Moms Mom is ranked 18,207^th in the world and 237^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.35 law-abiding acts per hour.

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