Spotlight on:
The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of CSB SA Union |
“Lucky, Brains, Moo, Friendship, NationStates”
Category: Tyranny by Majority | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of CSB SA Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, stringent health and safety legislation, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.515 billion CSB SA Unionians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andrews. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient CSB SA Unionian economy, worth 296 trillion Gold Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 117,761 Gold Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSB SA Union's national animal is the Rudolph Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.
CSB SA Union is ranked 299,630th in the world and 1,474th in Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 12.92 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CSB SA Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in CSB SA Union, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
- : Following new legislation in CSB SA Union, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities.
- : Following new legislation in CSB SA Union, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in CSB SA Union, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : CSB SA Union was endorsed by The Absolutely Based Principate of Montecrux.
- : CSB SA Union was endorsed by The Community of She Bazoabaoba.
- : Following new legislation in CSB SA Union, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in CSB SA Union, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : Following new legislation in CSB SA Union, the government has been criticized for giving away CSB SA Union's territory to anyone who claims it.
World Assembly
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