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The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of CSB SA Union

“Lucky, Brains, Moo, Friendship, NationStates”

Category: Tyranny by Majority
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Page

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The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of CSB SA Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, stringent health and safety legislation, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.515 billion CSB SA Unionians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andrews. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient CSB SA Unionian economy, worth 296 trillion Gold Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 117,761 Gold Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSB SA Union's national animal is the Rudolph Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

CSB SA Union is ranked 299,630th in the world and 1,474th in Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 12.92 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 286thMost Valuable International Artwork: 470thMost Influential: 825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 993rdMost Devout: 1,076thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,613thMost Pacifist: 1,690thSafest: 1,797thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,017thNicest Citizens: 2,161stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,308thBest Weather: 2,638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,692ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,645thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,210thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,285thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,428thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,552ndMost Income Equality: 5,732ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,039thHealthiest Citizens: 6,064thLargest Governments: 7,970thMost Developed: 8,970thHighest Food Quality: 12,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,358thMost Inclusive: 13,359thMost Conservative: 13,986thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,669thMost Cultured: 16,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,207thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,268thLargest Publishing Industry: 30,293rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 61st in the regionMost Extreme: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionMost Conservative: 74th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 83rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 137th in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the region

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