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The Grand Diarchic Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids

“Non Ducor, Duco”

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The Grand Diarchic Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.4 billion Cool Kids hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Giovanni. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Unionist Cool Kid economy, worth 387 trillion ฿ucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,603 ฿ucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown. The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids's national animal is the Mandarin Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is ranked 11,652^nd in the world and 11^th in The Cult of PCHS for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 30.74 Bank.

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