The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes
“Smoke weed everyday”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.17 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth 537 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 247,769 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The doctor has cold hands, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the doctor has cold hands.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Wooloo Unitedstrtes.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
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