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The Democratic Republic of Salwonia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.343 billion Salwonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sowićska. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Salwonian economy, worth 172 trillion catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,455 catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Salwonia has designated Sowićska as its capital city, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Sowićska, smoking is banned in public areas, and the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown. Salwonia's national animal is the roomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Salwonia is ranked 108,107^th in the world and 568^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,853.35 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.