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The People's Republic of Solova

“Socialism now, Communism tomorrow!”

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The People's Republic of Solova is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Workers with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.714 billion Solovans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The People's Commune. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Solovan economy, worth a remarkable 3,422 trillion Solovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 292,208 Solovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and the horniness of the great-horned Donkey is considered a national priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solova's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solova is ranked 279^th in the world and 9^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 227.8 law-abiding acts per hour.

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