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The Grand Jurisprudence of Shamian

“Cuius Testiculos Habes, Habeas Cardia Et Cerebellum”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Grand Jurisprudence of Shamian is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tarrin Kael with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.919 billion Shamanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh-Morpork. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Shamianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,672 trillion Taols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 299,685 Taols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime is totally unknown. Shamian's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jainism.

Shamian is ranked 201,588th in the world and 594th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 291stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 293rdMost Influential: 299thMost Advanced Public Education: 330thMost Secular: 357thMost Inclusive: 401stSmartest Citizens: 411thMost Efficient Economies: 412thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 558thHighest Poor Incomes: 608thLargest Information Technology Sector: 656thMost Compassionate Citizens: 659thHighest Average Tax Rates: 667thNicest Citizens: 672ndLargest Governments: 715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 824thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 883rdMost Subsidized Industry: 887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 924thMost Beautiful Environments: 952ndMost Pacifist: 1,076thSafest: 1,164thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,192ndMost Cultured: 1,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,422ndRudest Citizens: 1,672ndHighest Drug Use: 1,864thHighest Average Incomes: 2,093rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,436thMost Developed: 2,485thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,657thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,794thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,173rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,631stLowest Crime Rates: 3,972ndHighest Economic Output: 5,765thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,744thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,230thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,043rdNudest: 10,022ndTop
Most Stationary: 12,377thMost Income Equality: 15,728thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,872ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,453rdMost Politically Free: 19,886th
Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Politically Free: 40th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionMost Extreme: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 89th in the region

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