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The Socialist Republic of Berlin Commune

“The Kids Want Communism”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Squire


The Socialist Republic of Berlin Commune is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chairman K with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.216 billion Workers and Peasants love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Berlinian economy, worth 392 trillion Food Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,079 Food Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Berlin Commune recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is totally unknown. Berlin Commune's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Berlin Commune is ranked 99,253rd in the world and 643rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,808.37 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,076thMost Secular: 2,096thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,194thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,221stMost Influential: 2,278thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,382ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,887thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,125thNicest Citizens: 3,234thSafest: 3,824thMost Inclusive: 4,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,364thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,414thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,437thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,463rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,873rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,559thHighest Food Quality: 7,189thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,158thLargest Governments: 8,817thMost Developed: 8,948thBest Weather: 9,010thHealthiest Citizens: 9,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,538thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,235thMost Cultured: 11,267thSmartest Citizens: 12,674thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,636thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,145thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,027thMost Income Equality: 19,192ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,628thMost Efficient Economies: 22,795thHighest Average Incomes: 25,129th
Least Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 68th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 74th in the regionSafest: 79th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 105th in the regionMost Politically Free: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 120th in the regionMost Stationary: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionNudest: 135th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 139th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 153rd in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 79 » Marxmeans, Shamian, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Kethania, Ganjallia, Vulga, Luftetia, Karelianastan, Bibliophilius, The Reunification of Korea, Socialist Heronia, Picuros, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Phallas, Whatevernext, Lilshire, Rothnia, Debordan, Keltische, Slavic Democratic Nations, Bruzzundunga, Council of America, Seungli, Solova, Feyrisshire, Tranbian, Mallissa, Floreznia, Brauengen, Ouesopa, SFRYugosalvia, Free Eureve, Yeniseisk, Kheltchistan, Soviet State of Covernant, The Aquaria, Pangeaeae, Timofeyland, Anargya, The Bon Fa Islands, Mitroland, Wice, Kraykon, Yakutskaya, Borealian Communes, The Steephills, Socialist Slavic Commune, Afronovia, 104 Partisans, Chalredonia, and 29 others.The Movion, Luwendr, Tianyou, Halsoni, Socialist Balkon, Krestyana, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Arzekt, Pogging Through The Pain, Ecotoria, Omafana, Heitoria, Flying-Penguins, Carrico, Repolaa, Free Lux Arthur, Techno Socialystiche, Conarland, Passany, 4D Donkeys, Comuny, Almanistan, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Ma pi kulupu, Pagasa, Larger Green Plants, New Modriudor, Exania, and Czecho-Slovakian Union.