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The Confederate Republic of Phallas

“Freiheit und Weisheit”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Confederate Republic of Phallas is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ozymandias with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.597 billion Phallasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,588 trillion Ômegas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 301,084 Ômegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Phallas is ranked 1,407th in the world and 35th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 31.15 bananas ingested per day.

Most Inclusive: 454thMost Efficient Economies: 565thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 609thMost Secular: 616thMost Influential: 628thMost Compassionate Citizens: 641stSmartest Citizens: 676thHighest Food Quality: 722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 723rdNicest Citizens: 726thHighest Average Tax Rates: 799thLargest Governments: 800thMost Developed: 909thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 951stHighest Poor Incomes: 952ndMost Advanced Public Education: 991stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,036thMost Pacifist: 1,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,164thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,218thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,322ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,407thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,428thSafest: 1,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,529thMost Cultured: 1,560thLowest Crime Rates: 1,640thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,774thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,939thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,307thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,324thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,426thTop
Best Weather: 3,507thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,810thHighest Economic Output: 6,953rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,085thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,965thMost Patriotic: 19,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,174th
Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionMost Stationary: 72nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 122nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 161st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 176th in the region

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