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The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa

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The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.513 billion Africans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uinted Communist of Africa economy, worth a remarkable 3,758 trillion E-bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 300,376 E-bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uinted Communist of Africa's national animal is the Africanized Ebony Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uinted Communist of Africa is ranked 302^nd in the world and 5^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 331.75 quips per hour.

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