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The Federal Republic of Karelianastan |
“Mens agitat molem”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: The Communist Bloc |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Federal Republic of Karelianastan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Simon Archidamus with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.102 billion Karelianastanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsburg. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Karelianastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Karelianastanian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,788 Karelianastanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karelianastan's national animal is the Grey Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Karelianastan is ranked 261,280th in the world and 1,553rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Karelianastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Karelianastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
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Karelianastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
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Karelianastan was endorsed by
The Republic of Federated Hungary.
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Karelianastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
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Karelianastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
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Karelianastan was endorsed by
The Republic of Eisbergien.
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Karelianastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
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Karelianastan was endorsed by
The Firestarting Nation of Lakitchia.
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Karelianastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sexual Predator Registry Act".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 150 » Phallas,
Rubumba,
GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics,
Arbados Balarascia,
Saorta,
New Soviet States of America,
North Fluedan,
Pro Bey,
Shamian,
A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland,
Keeglestan,
Uinted Communist of Africa,
Debordan,
Dudaev,
Thebrin,
Transbiansylvania,
Saint Shepard,
Old Mare,
Vulga,
Tanamerah,
Soviet Felines,
Cassaracen,
Huelistan,
Liliumtopia,
Luftetia,
-Gregoria,
Zarogovnia,
Pyralspite,
Green Briar,
Rothnia,
Parangaba,
Therlica,
Marxmeans,
Council of America,
The Reunification of Korea,
Bruzzundunga,
Itilien,
Bibliophilius,
Doultrenia,
Socialist Heronia,
Picuros,
The United Kindom under Socialist Rule,
Floreznia,
Seungli,
Berlin Commune,
Lilshire,
Kethania,
Tastiana,
Slakchtreen,
The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, and 100 others.
Auferstandenxland,
Grebanistan,
Ganjallia,
Kheltchistan,
Brauengen,
United States of Buffaloia,
Konzhov,
Yeniseisk,
Feyrisshire,
Councilist Communes,
Soviet State of Covernant,
Borealian Communes,
South Merwervader Islands,
Pangeaeae,
Mallissa,
Wice,
Kraykon,
The Steephills,
Rohvenn,
Afronovia,
Nouvelle-Louisbourg,
Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan,
The Achterhoek,
Yutopia,
Gwerq,
Sorovin,
Bryophia,
The Antarian Commonwealth,
The Aquaria,
Socialist Balkon,
Krestyana,
Zuopai,
Estau,
Socialist Zorolia,
Timofeyland,
Relunsk people republic,
Greater Gilbertberg,
Chalredonia,
Cannitopia,
Sheathimony,
Autohorne,
Rezsia,
United Of Communist,
South iberian,
Azad Hindustan,
Raresun,
Kitchen Nation,
Shotorzkia,
Greater Hongshan,
Techno Socialystiche,
HollowCrown,
Yakutskaya,
Far Ordiandendii,
Boyarkinskaya,
Kimmytopia,
Dimitrija,
The Movion,
SFRYugosalvia,
Owliastan,
The Ellsworth Mountains,
Canadian Democratic Republics,
Heitoria,
Soviet Socialist Anglia,
People freedom China,
Pogging Through The Pain,
Comuny,
The Transmanian Islands,
Rouvenor,
Carrico,
Bovad,
Free Workers Confederacy,
The Communist regime of Sovietchina,
Nadezhda Rodina,
Name Redacted,
Ma pi kulupu,
New Modriudor,
Philantopian,
RSSFR,
Democratic-Socialists,
Flying-Penguins,
Saimi,
Kaldu,
She-ran,
Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch,
Dentium,
Czecho-Slovakian Union,
Brazilstates,
Tlakinas,
Astlanta,
Marcovia 2RPM,
Proletarska,
Union of Pacific Socialist Republics,
Manchukurun,
Keaparity,
Zonghuacaibu,
The Kalevala Expanse,
Arsanjan,
Tra Xhia,
Eisbergien, and
Federated Hungary.