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The Federal Republic of Karelianastan

“Prosperity, progress, peace.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Squire


The Federal Republic of Karelianastan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Simon Archidamus with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.421 billion Karelianastanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsburg. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karelianastanian economy, worth 627 trillion Karelianastanian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,700 Karelianastanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karelianastan's national animal is the kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Karelianastan is ranked 48,047th in the world and 139th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Populations, with 6.42 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,958thTop
Most Influential: 2,657thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,156thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,374thMost Pacifist: 5,707thNicest Citizens: 5,754thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,202ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,986thMost Inclusive: 7,159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,940thBest Weather: 8,041stHealthiest Citizens: 8,233rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,748thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,531stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,976thMost Developed: 11,026thNudest: 11,125thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,499thSafest: 12,968thLowest Crime Rates: 13,466thMost Cultured: 14,888thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,816thMost Secular: 16,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,063rdSmartest Citizens: 16,203rdMost Income Equality: 16,506thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,763rdLargest Governments: 18,468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,971stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,880thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,519th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionNudest: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 88th in the region

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