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The Prosperous Land of Kethania

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Economy:
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Political Freedoms:
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Contender

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The Prosperous Land of Kethania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by literally me right now with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.901 billion Kethanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kethanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,101 trillion gramms of Antimatter a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,031 gramms of Antimatter, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kethania's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kethania is ranked 275,412th in the world and 1,819th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,194thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,297thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,455thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,613thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,236thBest Weather: 3,256thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,351stSafest: 3,779thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,158thMost Developed: 4,325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,603rdHighest Food Quality: 5,114thMost Cultured: 5,214thLargest Governments: 5,335thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,354thHealthiest Citizens: 5,367thMost Inclusive: 6,188thSmartest Citizens: 6,329thMost Stationary: 6,629thLowest Crime Rates: 6,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,730thMost Pacifist: 8,387thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,590thHighest Economic Output: 9,136thNicest Citizens: 9,214thNudest: 10,010thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,150thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,394thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,532ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,518thMost Secular: 16,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,864thHighest Average Incomes: 18,126thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,824thLargest Populations: 20,601stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,760thMost Income Equality: 21,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,150th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 73rd in the regionNudest: 73rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 77th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 81st in the regionSafest: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 99th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 102nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionMost Politically Free: 121st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 146th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 157th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Inclusive: 183rd in the region

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