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The Hikūmeta Gel of Mehrabad

“انقلاب پاینده باد”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Hikūmeta Gel of Mehrabad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Birźvebir Nas Qazi Mohammad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, lack of airports, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.882 billion Mehrabadis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piranshahr. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mehrabadi economy, worth a remarkable 4,391 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an amazing 210,313 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Mehrabadi language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mehrabad's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yazdānism.

Mehrabad is ranked 38,845th in the world and 64th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 1,170.08176503608 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rdBest Weather: 134thMost Advanced Public Education: 232ndMost Beautiful Environments: 234thMost Advanced Public Transport: 331stHealthiest Citizens: 389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 421stLowest Crime Rates: 498thLargest Governments: 681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 805thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 945thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,109thMost Secular: 1,307thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,810thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,630thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,002ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,232ndSmartest Citizens: 3,311thMost Authoritarian: 3,765thHighest Economic Output: 4,105thMost Influential: 4,316thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,320thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,762ndMost Conservative: 8,286thHighest Average Incomes: 8,756thHighest Food Quality: 9,127thMost Income Equality: 9,131stMost Pacifist: 10,852ndMost Developed: 14,764thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,046thMost Extreme: 24,841st
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 64th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 58 » Karelianastan, Dacaro, Pajonia, Brauengen, Pertsjan, Carrico, Albeville, Agania, Likhinia, Kahrianland, Walthracia, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Verdant Groves, Democratic Socialist Republic of Monke, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Pindaar Se Yol, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Kethania, Arsa, Comuny, Solova, The palace of God 2, Chalredonia, Liliumtopia, Our India, Serusan, New Terrasol, Ania Itary, The North Islanders, Of South Indian Company EST, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Pindorama-Brasil, VR Leona, Saxxony, DragonKhorse, Mikustania, AlQuds, FlyLands, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, and 8 others.Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Zambianka, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Flyrinia, West Irtinaraxiopia, and North Goiky.