Spotlight on:
The Hikūmeta Gel of Mehrabad |
“انقلاب پاینده باد”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The Communist Bloc |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Hikūmeta Gel of Mehrabad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Birźvebir Nas Qazi Mohammad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, lack of airports, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.882 billion Mehrabadis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piranshahr. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Mehrabadi economy, worth a remarkable 4,391 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an amazing 210,313 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Mehrabadi language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mehrabad's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yazdānism.
Mehrabad is ranked 38,845th in the world and 64th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 1,170.08176503608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mehrabad was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Mehrabad was endorsed by The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Mehrabad was endorsed by The Soviet Cats of Flyrinia.
- : Mehrabad was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Mehrabad was endorsed by The Repśblica Popular Democrįtic of Zambianka.
- : Mehrabad was endorsed by The Social Democracy of Old Corus.
- : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Mehrabad was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of De Eon.
- : Mehrabad was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky of Urali.
- : Mehrabad was endorsed by The United Socialist State of Anerchi.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 58 » Karelianastan, Dacaro, Pajonia, Brauengen, Pertsjan, Carrico, Albeville, Agania, Likhinia, Kahrianland, Walthracia, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Verdant Groves, Democratic Socialist Republic of Monke, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Pindaar Se Yol, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Kethania, Arsa, Comuny, Solova, The palace of God 2, Chalredonia, Liliumtopia, Our India, Serusan, New Terrasol, Ania Itary, The North Islanders, Of South Indian Company EST, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Pindorama-Brasil, VR Leona, Saxxony, DragonKhorse, Mikustania, AlQuds, FlyLands, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, and 8 others.Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Zambianka, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Flyrinia, West Irtinaraxiopia, and North Goiky.