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The Red Republic of Pertsjan


Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Red Republic of Pertsjan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Artyenki with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.826 billion Pertsjanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tolbhuran. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pertsjanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,893 trillion Virtual Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,887 Virtual Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chairman Artyenki can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, on-duty Air Pertsjan flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pertsjan's national animal is the Ghost of Karl Marx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pertsjan is ranked 29,382nd in the world and 20th in The Internationale for Largest Populations, with 10.8 billion Capita.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 483rdMost Secular: 512thBest Weather: 651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 661stMost Beautiful Environments: 872ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 944thMost Advanced Public Education: 966thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,015thMost Developed: 1,033rdNicest Citizens: 1,034thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,070thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,240thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,383rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,449thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,510thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,600thMost Pacifist: 1,668thLowest Crime Rates: 1,899thLargest Governments: 2,335thSmartest Citizens: 2,360thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,683rdMost Inclusive: 2,857thSafest: 3,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,403rdMost Influential: 3,565thMost Cultured: 3,866thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,013thMost Efficient Economies: 4,904thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,350thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,515thHighest Economic Output: 8,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,813thTop
Nudest: 12,146thMost Income Equality: 12,298thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,275th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 22 » Duravia, Doultrenia, Saltspring Island, Minahasa, Golinistan, Esgeirimmen, Bohstavia, East Nazareth, Albania 3, International Socialist Union, The Commune of Meddle, Slanetria, Subspacia, Dominguez Hills, StillGate, Agrase, Euralamadus, The Anarchist Communes of Kropotkinstan, Soviet States of Latin America, Magical Thoughts, Troslovia, and New Ordiel Kalibleland.