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The Democratic Peoples Front of The Reunification of Korea

“Man is the master of his destiny”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Squire


The Democratic Peoples Front of The Reunification of Korea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal President Kim Il-Sung with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.428 billion Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth 917 trillion Korean People’s Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,514 Korean People’s Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Eternal President Kim Il-Sung. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunification of Korea's national animal is the Chollima, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Reunification of Korea is ranked 49,613th in the world and 690th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 39.8 quips per hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 157thMost Patriotic: 1,044thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,240thMost Secular: 1,376thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,542ndMost Influential: 2,155thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,524thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,699thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,715thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,760thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,936thLargest Black Market: 3,038thHighest Average Incomes: 3,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,465thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,073rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,730thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,859thLowest Crime Rates: 5,219thLargest Governments: 6,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,042ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,201stMost Efficient Economies: 8,564thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,662ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,998thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,364thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,960thMost Authoritarian: 11,601stBest Weather: 12,816thTop
Most Developed: 13,156thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,426thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,310thHealthiest Citizens: 18,866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,425thHighest Economic Output: 23,734thMost Conservative: 25,440th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 69th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionMost Stationary: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 149th in the regionMost Conservative: 162nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 166th in the region

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