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The People's Republic of Milkau

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The People's Republic of Milkau is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Elder Milky with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 2.778 billion Milkauans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dharwan. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Milkauan economy, worth 396 trillion dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,617 dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milkau's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dogmaoism.

Milkau is ranked 13,106^th in the world and 465^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,539.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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