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The Federal Republic of Macedonian Yugoslavia

“Brotherhood and unity”

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The Federal Republic of Macedonian Yugoslavia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tito with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 3.581 billion Yugoslavs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solun. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Macedonian Yugoslavian economy, worth 399 trillion Yugoslav dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 111,531 Yugoslav dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, begun the Clone Wars have, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Macedonian Yugoslavia's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Macedonian Yugoslavia is ranked 145,851^st in the world and 1,100^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.37 law-abiding acts per hour.

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