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The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic

“This World is not our Home!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by First Citizen Snake Plisken with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.793 billion Axixitecos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 6,077 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,063 Axixican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, and hotels often double as quarantine zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 69,631st in the world and 3,431st in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,989.56 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 167thMost Subsidized Industry: 192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 405thLargest Black Market: 423rdLargest Retail Industry: 501stMost Corrupt Governments: 621stFattest Citizens: 1,503rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,741stMost Efficient Economies: 1,763rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,934thLargest Governments: 2,003rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,327thHighest Economic Output: 2,509thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,666thHighest Average Incomes: 2,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,858thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,869thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,504thMost Influential: 3,516thRudest Citizens: 4,617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,766thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,623rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,264thMost Developed: 7,421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,440thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,648thMost Patriotic: 12,139thMost Cultured: 12,439thTop
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Nudest: 16,149thSmartest Citizens: 16,346thLargest Populations: 18,535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,898thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,657th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionFattest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 127th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 136th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 173rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 256th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 349th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 376th in the regionMost Developed: 427th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 428th in the regionLargest Populations: 549th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 576th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 689th in the regionNudest: 750th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 757th in the regionMost Patriotic: 989th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,015th in the region

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