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The Community of Fluffiness

“Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbow”

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The Community of Fluffiness is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Council with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.639 billion Fluffinessians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turnal. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The powerhouse Fluffinessian economy, worth 681 trillion Fluffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,811 Fluffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffiness's national animal is the pink fluffy unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fluffiness is ranked 12,915^th in the world and 677^th in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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