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The Dwarven Keep of Perchan |
“Et Familiaris Imperatoris”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Dwarven Keep of Perchan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by High Councillor Grimald with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.229 billion Perchaks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perchan. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Perchanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,767 trillion Klippemarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,478 Klippemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perchan's national animal is the Perchanian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Congregation of High Iron.
Perchan is ranked 8,882nd in the world and 379th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 131,629.47 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Perchan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Perchan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Perchan was endorsed by
The Free Land of Ecchi Unlimited.
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Perchan was endorsed by
The Frozen Wasteland of Lyrasan.
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Perchan lost the endorsement of
The Isle of Sezhtachnia.
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Perchan was endorsed by
The Revolutionary People's Duchy of South Iravistan.
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Perchan was endorsed by
The Isle of Sezhtachnia.
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Perchan was endorsed by The Community of Islands of Czechia.
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Perchan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Perchan voted for
The Eternal Moment of Varanius in Round 1 of the WASec election.
World Assembly
New Rogernomics,
Aaecilia,
Aigania,
Burning Pants,
Port Flynt,
Rangers Brotherhood,
The New California Republic,
Nippon Shotou Teikoku,
Auralon,
The Celestial Lands,
Nova Zemlya,
Fluffiness,
Steel Vagabonds,
Wang Yao,
Caellip Major,
Proserpino,
Xalivstonia,
Feux,
Xoj,
Leonism,
Lyrasan, and
Ecchi Unlimited.

















































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