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The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants

“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Braves with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.161 billion Burner of Pants live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of adventure. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pants-Burner economy, worth a remarkable 4,988 trillion G-Stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 329,053 G-Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, all tariffs have been abolished, it is a silent spring in Burning Pants, and strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Burning Pants's national animal is the Fighting Mechanoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Oath Sworn Through Courage.

Burning Pants is ranked 5,615th in the world and 260th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,531.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 25thMost Rebellious Youth: 47thHighest Crime Rates: 59thMost Armed: 62ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 127thMost Avoided: 169thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 181stFattest Citizens: 202ndLargest Retail Industry: 293rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 493rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 515thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 685thLargest Gambling Industry: 831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 842ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 930thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,013thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,075thMost Secular: 1,079thLargest Mining Sector: 1,241stHighest Drug Use: 1,316thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,343rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,520thHighest Average Incomes: 1,574thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,668thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,709thHighest Economic Output: 2,077thMost Politically Free: 2,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,381stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,740thSmartest Citizens: 2,759thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,760thMost Influential: 3,341stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,386thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,615thMost Efficient Economies: 6,709thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,202ndNudest: 9,645thTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,274thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,425thLargest Black Market: 14,582ndMost Extreme: 15,095thLargest Populations: 16,301stMost Pro-Market: 17,545thMost Stationary: 19,058th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Extreme: 67th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 207th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 260th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 302nd in the regionMost Stationary: 305th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 377th in the regionNudest: 386th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 485th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 584th in the regionMost Inclusive: 632nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 709th in the region

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