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The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants

“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”

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The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Braves with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.675 billion Burner of Pants live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of adventure. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pants-Burner economy, worth an astonishing 10,073 trillion G-Stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 377,630 G-Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, students in Burning Pants's schools rarely attend their classes, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and only the richest get to see out of their windows. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Burning Pants's national animal is the Fighting Mechanoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Oath Sworn Through Courage.

Burning Pants is ranked 2,299^th in the world and 117^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,828.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 38 » Aigania, Perchan, Port Flynt, Rangers Brotherhood, The New California Republic, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, General Mike, Auralon, Aaecilia, The Celestial Lands, Nova Zemlya, Dhan, New Rogernomics, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Fluffiness, Calption, Ecchi Unlimited, Imperial Saber, Steel Vagabonds, Southland, Wang Yao, Aleckandor, Caellip Major, Ceruleasia, Proserpino, Xalivstonia, Feux, Xoj, Racatonia, Leonism, Plirya, Trastal, Anzerstadium-Stadwelfheim, United Democratic Paradise, Keimland Federation, Sezhtachnia, Fat Angel, and Greater Sulu.