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The Exalted Republic of Port Flynt

“Beets: our export, your passion!”

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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Exalted Republic of Port Flynt is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Earl of Rueben with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.436 billion Flyntons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Shelbyville. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Port Flyntian economy, worth a remarkable 2,639 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 230,777 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Port Flynt's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flexible Deism.

Port Flynt is ranked 222,471st in the world and 4,344th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 8.88 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 614thRudest Citizens: 656thMost Secular: 1,323rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,450thMost Inclusive: 1,680thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,206thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,575thSmartest Citizens: 2,702ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,869thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,874thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,932ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,011thMost Developed: 3,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,480thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,571stMost Influential: 3,662ndHighest Drug Use: 3,863rdHighest Food Quality: 4,028thLargest Black Market: 4,883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,053rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,418thLargest Governments: 6,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,832ndHighest Economic Output: 6,932ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,952ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,155thBest Weather: 9,549thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,433rdNudest: 10,475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,561stMost Armed: 13,863rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,555thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,225thMost Stationary: 19,722ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,478thNicest Citizens: 23,790thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,420th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 46th in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 72nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 113th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 158th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 180th in the regionLargest Black Market: 220th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 235th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 244th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 248th in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 334th in the regionMost Stationary: 335th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 340th in the regionTop
Nudest: 371st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 372nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 390th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 456th in the regionBest Weather: 508th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 511th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 514th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 536th in the regionMost Politically Free: 572nd in the regionMost Armed: 618th in the region

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