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The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich

“We master all that lies before”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doom with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.209 billion Meat Sandwichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomstadt. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meat Sandwichian economy, worth a remarkable 4,575 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,157 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the government violently suppresses separatist movements, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat Sandwich's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meat Sandwich is ranked 253,990th in the world and 5,852nd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 6.93 Obesity Rate.

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Most Stationary: 1,512thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,969thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,907thHighest Economic Output: 3,033rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,527thMost Influential: 3,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,151stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,447thMost Developed: 4,564thMost Efficient Economies: 4,757thLargest Governments: 4,842ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,896thSmartest Citizens: 5,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,803rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,852ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,950thMost Cultured: 5,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,285thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,650thLargest Populations: 6,843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,089thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,339thMost Patriotic: 7,854thHighest Average Incomes: 7,861stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,200thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,729thHighest Food Quality: 8,742ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,801stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,935thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,072ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,436thBest Weather: 13,466thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,078thMost Secular: 16,276thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,344thMost Inclusive: 20,903rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,486th
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Most Stationary: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 191st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 195th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 197th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 219th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 238th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 240th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 258th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 297th in the regionMost Cultured: 298th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 337th in the regionMost Patriotic: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 348th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 359th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 371st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 383rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 427th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 437th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 477th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 495th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 543rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 583rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 704th in the region

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