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The Holy Empire of Rommanda

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The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.002 billion Rommandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth an astonishing 15,301 trillion Caguamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 695,447 Caguamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty RAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, billions of Caguamas are being blown on orbital weapons development, colonial subjects have Rommandan culture shoved down their throats, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Mazacuata, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Los consejos de Caguaman.

Rommanda is ranked 4,490^th in the world and 193^rd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 133.61 quips per hour.

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